Tangents With Toby
Tangents With Toby

Episode · 3 months ago

Question Call June Edition

ABOUT THIS EPISODE

This has to be one of the best Question Calls I have ever had. The questions were fun and I was so excited to actually record them. They were all interesting while one was was banned on Twitter. Please com and check it to see what I had to say about these.

Hey, guys, welcome. It is that time for brand new episode, like an actual episode episode, Not Bonus episode trailer, but an actual episode episode. All right, today we're going to be doing question called via June, and before we get in to the actual, how would you say it, show, I thought I'd bring something kind of up to the forefront, and it's about this show hooks. But today, in two thousand and twenty, was actually the first release of the trailer of this particular show. Yes, this is going to be my third year doing the show. How crazy is that? We're already into the third year. That is a huge compliment for myself, and you know, I've had a lot of ups, I've had a lot of downs, a lot of bounce backs and a lot of noses where you're wiping things away and that shouldn't have been but anyway. So, yeah, we're going on year three for tangents with toby. So let's make a year three bigger, better and more awesome, and that's a reason why I have created an actual plan for buy me a coffy forward slash tangents toby, and for you guys to purchase memberships to get things. It's great, it's good. I've three memberships, so go check it out. Buy me a COFFEYCOM board slash tangent, Toby. Before I get into what my...

...plan is this weekend, what I am going to do is get into question call this week. I'm sitting around and I got an inspiration from thirty five funny, stupid questions. So I'm taking a look at it and it's like this is kind of hilarious. So what my main plan is is this weekend I'm going to get TJ and emery to be a part of it and we're going to actually do an episode for as many as possible and just kind of release it on the membership platform. Don't worry, you guys will get tastes of the questions are answers. It was going to be fun, trust me on this one. Like, for example, what are the three things you could buy at a grocery store to make the cashier give you a weird look? Absolutely simple, simple, beyond simple, condom, Lube and a pineapple M or, if you don't want to go that extreme, Lube condom in a cucumber hip. They don't give you a weird look. They are way out to left field because if that popped up on my how would you say counter, curveyor belt? I would kind of look at and go, dude,...

...all right. So I reached them on twitter and I this is mindboggling. I've reached out to so many people before and they one or two people kind of through fifty questions out, which is fun. This time around I actually had so many more people give me questions and they're so unique. That is absolutely insane and I feel honored and privileged. All right, hey, rule podcasters at H Y are you L podcasters? On twitter had a very good question with a very simple answer. It's a race. EAT A hot dog with the Bun, then run a hundred meter. The contestines you same bolt and take a rout cobish shoe sheet. Who Wins? If that guy is the world's best eater, I'm going to have to go with you saying poult just for the simple fact you can train to eat a hot dog quickly, but you cannot train yourself to run faster. It takes either natural ability to run a hundred meters really, really fast, like the same bolt,...

...and learning how to run that fast will take years. But it depends on your body's chemistry. So you say he can learn the technique, going on to Google how to eat a hot dog fast. But the other guy will never be competitive when it comes to run. So you see, bolt has this hands down, no doubt about it. Okay, where this one of the other questods? o Blue waffles sixty nine. This guy's breaking hilarious. If you like to live a little bit on the edge, don't get offended. He caught a follow blue waffles sixty nine because he says tuna with mail or hot dogs with new Tella. It's simple for me. Give me the tuna with mail. I'm starting to go get sick hot dogs because in our family, our family likes hot dogs, but the sad thing is they like and boil and oh m to the point where I just take them and just kind of flop them around. It's it's likely I'd rather. Oh why don't they just take a hot dog cut in half, fry the ones ide, flip it over, fry that way. Take shredded cheese, put it on the one side, blood a milt, quickly, flip it over, then cheese. overtop again, wait till the bottom is done. Flip it back over. So the other side of the cheese will melt and get your caramelization. Oh God damn, that sounds good. Huh, whole, I think...

I just figured something that I want to try. That's also another thing about question called that I love. With the randomness that these questions can have, I do go on a tangent mind think, which will come up with different ideas, like, for example, with the cheese of the hot dog. Thank you, blue waffle. That is absolutely awesome. All right, who said this one? Okay, generic millennial at Phantom underscore cruiser on twitter. Question. Fight a mouse or bear? Ah hohle whole dude. All Right, Um, you know, I think I possibly could have a better chance with a bear than a Moose. If you have never seen a moose in person before, then you are absolutely missing out on the true size of those buggers. Those things are so freaking huge. That's just those those things are tall with lanky legs, but their upper body, holy frick man. It's pretty okay. If a deer hits a semi with Pushbar, the deer explodes.

There's just no doubt about it. If a Moose hits a semi, the semi explodes. I would rather fight a bear than a mouse, because with the Moose they're going to try hitting with their antlers or they're going to try stepping on thought him. Once they get you on the ground, they're going to step the living crap, all of the breaking bones, things like that. But at least with the bear, if you have second regrets, you could someone get away if you know how to get away from the bear. Thought of the move. Oh, if you hit a moose with a vehicle, you have a like seventy five percent chance of dying, maybe a little bit more. freaking things are huge. Okay, Blue Waffles, shave my mom's hair or drink Sanka? I have no idea what Syran Ka is, so let's find out today. Sanka is a brand of instant decaffein coffee sold around the world. Is the earliest. I'll drink the same. God. Can I do both? Oh that would be so cool, shaving your mom's head and drinking SANKA. Yes, I'll do both. I up.

Yeah, I'll do SANKA and SHAVER MOM's head. So too for one. All right, all right, we have blue waffles once again. I've known these blue waffles for quite a while and his questions never seemed to face me to the worst. Like it's always something that puts a smile on my face, and this particular one absolutely as thrown a massive curveball. He says can I take my pants? He said, can I take off my pants during a funeral service and lay on top of the funeral potatoes? What the Hell? Then the first reply back to blue waffles is from Phantom underscore cruiser. Only if you bring honey butter. My response to that is what the F dude is really I don't know what my response to that is, but waffles, do whatever you want to do, even if you want to shuffle potato off your butt and fired it off like a cannon after eating thirteen cans of porkin beans, go for it. Oh my God, I just Oh, this is quite interesting. To Phantom cruiser, he says I got a twitter...

...suspension for asking my question. I'm not sure what question was. I did met or comment saying to direct message me your question and I'll answer. But how can you? Okay, there's some things that blue waffle have posted that he's never got a suspension with. There are other people out there that have been free to write whatever they want and they don't get a suspension, but yet patam gets a suspension for a question. Like something's not right here, a little stupid. All right, blue waffles again. Have you ever been able to eat a bowl of slam me with getting the chills? Put waffles, I don't even know where you're going to go with this, but the only way that I'll eat a bowl of Salami is if it has some creamyiness to labole drilled all drizzle all over the Salami where I can grab a piece by piece in Ed it. That's the only okay, I'll eat it. But Damn Dude, this is got to be one of the absolute best one of just plain and simple, best question call ever, like some of the...

...stuff you guys are coming up with. I'm still smiling. My face is hurting just because it has been that absolutely awesome. Oh my God, this is like blue waffles. You have been great, Phantom cruiser. Keep joining in on the conversation to you and waffles need to do a show together. One thing, I think sports alone. Want to think I had another question. Okay, if I missed out on your question and I find it later, so what I'm going to do is I will post it later in my nope. Oh, Oh, yes, I knew it, I freaking knew it. Okay, so clubs, CAST K L, you be Z or Z, depending of what nation you're from. Ka St said, if I wanted to make a billion dollars in art, what should I draw? Knew it. I remember seeing Billie clubs. All right, if you wanted to make a million dollars, are what should I draw? All right, if you want to make a billion dollars, what you need to do is make...

...a limited addition painting of Josh from drinks with Josh, have him dressed up in different clothes, different poses in the tub, everything like that. I can guarantee you that New Zealand will buy each in every signal one of the bathtub photos. Then Greenland and Iceland will buy each and every single one of the clothing pictures. Remember, make them limited edition so nobody else can have them, even if you have to make those NFT's or whatever they're called, of drinks with Josh, with Josh in a bathtub, podcasting with the bottle of whatever. That is how you would make that million dollars. But just remember, key, it's a limited addition. Easy, you say, all right, Holy Crap, twenty minutes. I'm very proud you guys made this show ABS solutely fun, magnificent, awesome. Skylo would say, the class. Huh. If you have any questions comments, if you want to get a head in the jump of the next question called for July, make sure you head over in email me at tentions to toby at gmailcom. You can also go over to buy me a coffeecom forward slash tangents. Toby. Take...

...a look at my memberships see if you like anything or I will be posting three posts on it. So there's paid, there's free, there's like a three dollar one, five dollar one and I do believe, a twenty dollar one. I'm still trying to get the memberships figured out, but it is what it is. Ah, Oh yeah, all social media, facebook, instagram, twitter, tangents, toby. Who thought I'd make it simple? That is about it, you guys. Well, thank you for tuning in, thank you for submitting your questions and hopefully you enjoy it and I will catch you that a dump balloon tits next week right here on tangents with Toby.

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