Tangents With Toby
Tangents With Toby

Episode · 3 months ago

TJ has taken over the show

ABOUT THIS EPISODE

TJ has come back on the show as I asked Hima bunch of silky questions. His answers are great and makes a great show for you.

Another wonderful day. Tangents here and we are with the one, the great, the only, DJ. Yeah, that's right, I don't have sound effects for that one. You're back. I'm back, we're back. You're laying on your back. What is up, a little bud? I can't. I'm not wearing on my back. I know it's just being a smart ass. Now I am. Hey, DJ, you want to hear something really cool? Yeah, Tampa Bay one last night. Yay. So it's Tampa Bay in Colorado in the finals. I'm cheering for Colorado. What? I thought you were going to cheer for Tampa Bay. My I switched. What? You switch more than you do with your underwear, just much more than the teams? No, just kidding. Yeah, I want Colorado to win. Could you imagine the HOOPLA that would go on? Colorado has beaten the two times Suddley Cup champions, Tampa Bay lightning. That would be absolutely oh yeah, all right. So what would you like to talk about today, my little pickle mcphart nut, you said that you want to talk about something funny. Yeah, like what? I don't know. What do you mean? It on it. Oh, crap, a manly deleted that. What happened. Well, remember those questions that I had? Thirty three funny, stupid questions. There we go. All right. So what we're going to do is I'm going to just ask you a bunch of questions and I want you to answer. Number One, what are three things you could buy...

...at a grocery store to make the cashier to look at you weird? One single peanut, can I say? Yeah, condom and Tampons. Yeah, I would have said Lube condom in a cucumber. Okay. Number two, if you could replace all of the grass in the world with something else, what would it be and why it would be? It would be, this is a hard question. It would be dirt. And the reason why it's because we could plant more trees so we don't have to dig much. Dude, you still gotta put the tree in the ground. No, just put the apple in then there. You're such a spe okay, if animals could talk, which specie would be the rudest of all of them? Kiss a Kit Kat? ME, personally, I would say a cat. It's come on, if you just watch some of the cats, like, take a look at cookie, she'll just sit there, look at you and be like that sounds like Lulu, though, or Peri. Anyway, I would say...

...cat. I would take Kit Kat. Okay. If you could merge two different animals to create the ultimate animal, what, too animals would it be, and what would their product be? Um, a chicken and a hat, chicken and a giraffe. You get the trying to source rex, dude, I don't like how you think. Oh, here's a good one. Would you rather own a horse the size of a cat or a cat the size of a mouse? Oh, my cat and none a horse sides of a cat. Yes, so would I, because I'd probably step on the cat side of a mouse. All right. Number six, if you were suddenly arrested for no reason and your face flash all over the news, what would your family and friends assume that you would have done? Um, HMM, still make McDonald's chicken nuggets. Yeah, HMM, Yep, Yep, Yep. Okay. If you were appointed to a president of the Internet, who would it be and why? What's the question? If you were to a point president of the Internet, who would it be? And why?...

HMM, peanut, cat. Yes, the reason why? It's because peanut could so, UM, peanuts. Okay, let's just move up if you were to put in charge of creating a brand new global holiday, I can guarantee you're going to say chicken Ugget Day. Yes, what would you name it and how would it be celebrated in? What time of the year would it be? Okay, it would be free chicken nuggets, and it would the day would be every day, one day, every day. No, you only can pick one day. One day. Okay, so I'll be Monday. No, no, it would be March fifteen, my birthday. Gotcha. All right, you can make one of your body parts detachable without any negative repercussions. What body part would it be and why? Meaning you can take off one body part and nothing bad would ever happen. My head in the reason why? It's because I could scare people. Dude, you would lose your head. If, right now, thank God that you have your head to attach to your body, or see, you would have lost...

...your headlong time ago. No, could you imagine addison treating her head like her cell phone? Should lose that thing all the time. Oh yeah, and I would want my eyes H on my coach. I and I did that. I have to keep my toes down. You are a cracked but how do you know? Okay, you'll like this one. Your life is now a video game. What are some of the cheat codes you could use, and what would they do? The Cheat Code is press every button on your controller, okay, and it would. It would like your whole console. Wow my good. All right, how many chickens would it take to be able to kill a lion? Oh my God, one, but stick at two fingers. All Right, I'M gonna go with this one. Brushing your teeth or wiping your butt? You had to give up one, what would it be? Um, leaving my butt, because I don't even white my butt, I just boop. Then the Azombly, a zombly. What the what's in the zombly? I have no idea. Okay, the Zombie Apocalypse has begun. You have an SUV and a baseball bat. Where would you go? First? To Heaven, he's gonna say. I don't her.

Chicken Nuggets. Yeah, make not those, because chicken duggarts. I told you, I told you. Why are you, Paul, sticking under the door? That's not nice. Okay, I mean disrespect your room. Okay, who you've been taught teacher? You've been tossed into an insane or insane asylum, the looney been. What's that? A looney been? It's where the people that are cooky get put it away. What do you tell the people there to prove them that you do not believe or that you do not be along in there? I? I, I, I. I'm I. Chicken Nuggets, Chicken Nuggets, nothing out. Okay, I've really got to go back at it this a bit and know, adding freaking sound effects, because right there it would be a big Gabbo going boom. Insane. All right, you found a time machine that took you back six hundred years. No, all you have or the clothes on your back. How do you tell the people that you're from the future? Dat, Dat, dating, Um. Why are you on your calculator? One Thousand Four hundred and twenty two? We have clothes, we have houses. I should bring...

...a device. No, you just have the clothes on your back. Wait, I have a hold on my back. Yeah, the clothes that you're wearing turns. Oh Um, I just talked to Caveman. Do Call You waw. It's six hundred two years ago. Waw, how far back do you think? Six Hundred Years is? One thousand nine hundred sixtywo one hundred and no, no, no, no, no, no, one thousand four hundred and seventy six fourteen twenty two. I was close. Are you okay? One Thousand Fourteen and twenty two of there, I did it. Some of the events. I'm hitting my FA foot. Okay, I see football in here. Yeah, I don't know any of these dates. All Right, Oh, I just why didn't I close? That son of a s of a beach? I was just show them. I'll just pull down my pants and show them underwear. They have never had underwear before. Dude, we're gonna move on. Okay, to do no, I don't Fart. Oh, apparently I fart. Okay, if your pet could talk, what's one thing they could say that would completely ruin your image? Um,...

...then, swearing. I know that you swear. I've heard you swear. Okay, then I'm them not like in chicken nuggets. No, okay, if, okay, if jitters could talk, what could he tell me that could ruin your image? Um, that he doesn't like chicken nuggets. That could ruin your image. You. Oh, mommm I'm I say I like chicken nuggets. Okay, what is something that doesn't really smell great, but you keep wanting to smell it anyways. My name is Tj and I think it's my dad's cooking. Well, Tj, why did you say that? Are you don't know. Let's saying that I'm thinking Poo. Okay, Oh my God, what happened? Number Twenty seven? If you had three extra siblings, brothers, a sisters, what would be your birth order and what personalities would you like them to have? No, no, no, we don't need any more kids in this house. Boy, girl and Chicken Nugget...

Monster. I think I just tooted. Okay, your homeless and you only have one choice of clothing. A tattered, oversize white tshirt with very thin fabric with a lot of holes, or in extremely tight flesh colored set of underwear. Which one would you crap? You use the one with holes? Yeah, I think so too. I don't want to wear flesh. No, basically, it looks like your skin is so from a far away distance, it doesn't look like you have anything on, but yeah, you're totally one hundred percent covered up in your junk area. Okay then, yes, that okay. This one, okay, this question, excuse me, this one is for our number one fan drinks with Josh. You are now banned from the local library. What would the reason be for that? You got bent. So, Josh, what I want you to do is head over my twitter account and tell me your answer. Then in the next week's episode I will play it. You're wearing one of the shirts. Yes, I am actually wearing one of the shirts. Where'd you get the shirt? By the way, that show drinks with Josh actually made it and sent it up here from the state's so was it free or not? It was free. I want to give him back something. So right now I am designed my...

...own clothing line and I would like to send him, but it's getting worked on right now, so it's not going to be till a little bit. But so, what's the logo or is it just words? What minor is yours? I'll show you once we're done with the show. Get Okay? All right, so we have hit up perfect mark. So what we're going to do is we're going to let you go so you can get back to your daily duties and your head from well, I guess that's what happens when you only have one arm. You said duty. Yeah, I said duty. Hey, you send duty. All right. So if you have any questions comments, feel free to me. Ow Me attention to toby at GMAILCOM. Head over to my old outling forward slash tangents. For All other doings that you need. Follow me on Facebook, instagram and twitter at tends toby, and I will see you next time right here on tangents with Toby chickenoge months.

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