Tangents With Toby
Tangents With Toby

Episode · 6 months ago

Top five things every male should have

ABOUT THIS EPISODE

Today I needed to do a show just for the hell of it to get me back in the mood so I did my top five things every male should have at their disposal and there's going to be two that could be shocking to most people but believe me I explained the reason why and it is true

All right, you guys. Welcome to tangents with Toby. I know I said I was going to take a little bit of time off, but after TJ approach means that he wants to do a show with me. To tell you the truth, it made me feel like I need to start doing shows again. It's just it encouraged me. So today what I'm going to be doing is talking about the five must have that every male should have. I realized this a few days ago, well, actually a few weeks ago, when I grabbed something, kind of swung it not thinking too much and I had the hell there. We had coffee beans fly everywhere. So I'm looking at going I can't pick that up. Goddamn, I freaking need a shopback,...

...and that is number one. Every mail should have a shopback, no if sands or butt butts about it. That is the number one thing that everybody should have is a shopback. Trust me, lately there's been a lot of times where, yeah, it, it's a must have, just no doubt about it. Number two a nose in ear trimmer. As I get older, I realize my nose hairs are getting along and start poking out ear hair. You know, you go, you scratch and all of a sudden you could feel something. So when you start pulling, you get like a one foot long ear hair. So of course you have to pull it out. Then I seen this one old guy who had ear hair and it looked...

...like a cotton ball stuck in his ear. It was it as white, but it was great, and it's like, I don't want me ears to you look like that. No, so with my one day I was at Dollar Rama and I looked it. For four dollars you got an ear and nose hair trimmer and, let me tell you, for four box that thing is freaking awesome. It had two attachments, one for your nose in ear then the other one had kind of like razor for your side burns or trimming up stuff like that, and also, yeah, so I bought it. It works great. I used it, no complaints. Every man should freaking have an ear and nose trimmer, hair trimmer. Thirdly, the thing that...

...they should have in their battles through the world is a very good knife set. Why? Because what are your cooking on a barbecue? Sometimes you just need a sharp knife to cut through the meat, cut through the fat. Everything like that tested and playing with dull stuff, not good. Cutting tomatoes, cutting onions, cutting potatoes, you need a very good knife. Set Plain simple cooking. It doesn't matter if you're single or if you have family. Always work with the best. Number Four. Really, we're really a four minutes? I'm almost powering through this. Oh well, it's a quick show. Everybody loves it quick, except for females. Balloon tits. Okay,...

...number four. Speaking about cooking, men should have a slow cooker or a pressure cooker like the INSTA pot. And you're thinking to yourself, why, why would you want to do something like that? Believe me, with the amount of quick food you can make in the Insta Pot, it's unbelievable. The what? Excuse me? The one thing that I like about the Insta Pot as well as Sloker, it's one pot clean up. You can basically also turn the INSTA pot into a slow cooker. So there's like so many different things that you can do. For I'm going to use an example.

I don't care if you like Chili, I'm just using it as the example, because what Chili? You know, you have your pots and things like that, your Pan, depending on who makes it. All right, if you just have plain in Chili, throw it in the INSTA pot, set it on simmer or sear. Cook that meat. Once that's all done, you set the time, put all your ingredients in, set up for four hours, eight hours, depending on the temperature, and you walk away. You have six to eight hours for your food to cook. So you could go to the track, you can mountain bike, you can play video games, you can do extra chores, things like that. Like it is one of the most under used, under rated to holes that a guy could...

...actually use in his arsenal for everyday life. Another thing you could actually do is if you have ground beef, fry ups a half a pound, let it cool, baget put in the freezer. If you want Chili, not a problem. You just take it, you dump it in, you let it to frost. Throw your ingredients in. Why? I'm Bam thinking man. Six hours later you got Chili Roast. Fuck, come on, that roost seriously, could not get any easier then with a sloker. Throw your meat in. Throw your mini potatoes, throw your baby corn in. If you want salary, that's easy enough to cut up into little slices. Throw in your seasoning. Set for eight hours. Bam, supper. You got...

...your roast. It's beautiful, all right. Getting Hungry, you're getting hungry. That supposee hot. And finally, the last thing that every man should have is your mother's phone number on speed dill as number one, and that is everything. All right. You're like, come on, man, explain. All right, all right, I'll explain. I'll explain. One of the reasons why I said this particular one is because there are times in a man's life you need to ask your mum for a question or a favorite. For example, how many minutes do I put the Turkey in the microwave for to cook it? And it's about a twenty pound Turkey, she'll tell you...

...straight up you're an idiot. But if you do have a Turkey, put it in the oven, she will actually help you out, tell you tips, tricks, trades, if you like. The other day I talked to my moment there was a few meals that I had back in the day that she would make that I love, like, for example, mushroom soup and rice or mushroom soup and Pasta. She told me the recipes. So you have your water, you have your mushroom suit, bring it to a boil. Then you take two cans of rice, PLOP IT IN, put it down in tell it's all done. That has it and it is a very nice side dish. That is absolutely good. Then with the Pasta, you make the Pasta, you take your mushroom soup, you plop it in,...

...you mix it around, you just let it sit for a couple minutes and that that's it. It's kind of a creamy mushroom goodness. And I did ask her years ago, but I really screwed it up. So this time I took a screenshot of the two recipes and I'm not losing them, but at the same time I still have my moment to phone and kind of help out. It's just a little good things here and there already. Well, thank you for tuned it in to another wonderful episode of Tangents with Toby. Oh, that's weird. If you have any questions, comments, tensions with will be at GMAILCOM and head over to ten or bio dot link forward slash tangents. I'm still working on it. I do have places where you can...

...check out my top five, my book and Story Times. Still working on it show anyway. I'll talk to you later and yeah, like I said to my little bonus thing, I am going to be getting Tj and memory up on the show. Let's show him some love when I do post it. Give them a little something happy to smile at. Show him that anything's possible. Anyway, I'll talk to you later. Peace Out, stay out of trouble.

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